BBC Today. March 30, 2006.

The British police forces have arrested three primary suspects in the bestiality case that shocked England last week. The individuals caught in the joint operations at three different locations did not resist the authorities. All three suspects are of Slavic descent. However, they used the nicknames of "steve", "greg", and "jimmy" in the attempt to deceive Her Majesty's Finest Police Squads. One of the arrested men, "Jimmy The Red", appears to be in an unstable mental condition, as he continuously shouts out something along the lines of 'Ye-baah-nyi M'ed V'ed'. In another peculiar detail, all three were wearing Nemanja Vidic’s jerseys at the time of the arrests.
Mr. Vidic is a newly-acquired Manchester United defender with a sizable cult following. One of the traditions of this cult is finding dead animals, preferably bears and goats, and copulating with them to the sounds of an underground pop hit “Preved” by a secret Russian music band. The arrested trio did just that at various small museums across the UK. They were traced with the help of the Red Devils’ system administrator who was able to locate these men as they periodically voted for the player of the match honours at the soccer club’s official web-site.